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#1 Burk Cornelius

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Posted 09 April 2019 - 02:23 PM

I didn't really know where to post this announcement because we don't have a forum entitled "AWESOME SHIT"

 

I can't wait for the new ads to come out. They will practically write themselves. Lets get a few ideas rolling.

 

Watcha' got?

 

 


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Posted 09 April 2019 - 06:45 PM

Actually, Chuck Norris signed Glock.



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Posted 09 April 2019 - 07:46 PM

Chuck Norris eats glocks for breakfast.

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Posted 10 April 2019 - 01:45 PM

Details of the contract revealed that Glock agreed to always carry a Chuck Norris


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Posted 10 April 2019 - 01:52 PM

Chuck Norris was not previously allowed to carry a GLOCK because that was too much awesome taking up the same space in time. The only reason he now can, is because Donald Trump passed an executive order allowing it


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Posted 10 April 2019 - 03:58 PM

GLOCK. Because you’re not Chuck Norris.
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