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#21 Kirk Smith (ksmirk)

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 08:52 PM

Jake OMG bee! LMAO

Later,

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 09:14 PM

But the real question is can Jake dance?

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 09:22 PM

But the real question is can Jake dance?


His mom can.
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Posted 29 April 2012 - 09:24 PM

But the real question is can Jake dance?


Short answer no. But I have been called a talented vocalist

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 09:29 PM

GT the only thing worse that your feeble attempt at a mom joke is you absence at two 3 gun matches this weekend

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 09:30 PM

Short answer no. But I have been called a talented vocalist


See my above post. Same joke applies.

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 09:31 PM

Short answer no. But I have been called a talented vocalist


you can catch some of his more popular tracks in the background of a few of Rusty's Youtube videos

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 09:50 PM

I once asked the Semi-Pros why it was so hard to rack my rifle, they replied...because it is wearing a cup. Now I can rack my rifle with ease...THANKS SEMI-PROS!! :superman:

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 10:06 PM

I once asked the Semi-Pros why it was so hard to rack my rifle, they replied...because it is wearing a cup. Now I can rack my rifle with ease...THANKS SEMI-PROS!! :superman:


Air! Air! I kaint breeve!

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 11:00 PM

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Next month Burki will wrestle a bear.

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 12:48 AM

Jake...you've lost weight!!, nice fro btw!

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 07:13 AM

The black is very thinning

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 08:03 AM

After having a gun malf causing the wheels to fall off of "the Plan", resulting in a horrible performance on one of the stages, I was visibly frustrated. The Semi Pros advised me that the key to my personal satisfaction with my performance was to lower my expectations.

Thanks Semi Pros

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 08:19 AM

After having a gun malf causing the wheels to fall off of "the Plan", resulting in a horrible performance on one of the stages, I was visibly frustrated. The Semi Pros advised me that the key to my personal satisfaction with my performance was to lower my expectations.

Thanks Semi Pros


This is very close to the same advice I got from the semi-pros, DON'T SUCK!

Thanks Semi-Pro's...................(dick)

I once had an awkward moment, just to see how it felt.

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#35 Kirk Smith (ksmirk)

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 11:31 AM

Oh Semi-Pro's I have an issue that I would like to have you help with, in all your vast knowledge of this sport why can I not hit "A's" am I just not aiming or is it that I'm not worthy of becoming a Semi-Pro? I would one day like to become a Semi-Pro and I feel that I am at least 4% of the way there now, what kind of wisdom can you help me to become a Semi-Pro and be looked upon so highly as yourselves? Later,

Kirk

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 11:54 AM

Kirk, it may pay to get A's, but C's get degrees!

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 01:19 PM

On of the other sage Semi-Pros pointed out that you can't spell credit without a "D"

I was also helped immensly when I said "my shotgun is way low" and they replied "well tell it some jokes to cheer it up" Thanks Semi-Pros!

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 01:24 PM

I'm still waiting for these amateurs to leave and the semi-pros to show up...

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 01:36 PM

Kirk, semi pros don't shoot A's. You just need to shoot C's faster

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 02:03 PM

WOW with this kind of help I'm sure I'll be a Semi-Pro in 3-4 years! thanks so much Semi-Pro's your awesome Later,

Kirk




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