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#541 Adam Balzer (ChargerArms)

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Posted 02 April 2014 - 08:07 PM

Since I paid the extra $25, am I now a semi pro, or just a semi-wood?


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Posted 03 April 2014 - 06:53 AM

Maybe just semi-colon....

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 11:55 AM

Since I paid the extra $25, am I now a semi pro, or just a semi-wood?

Have you given any advice yet? I think you must pontificate to be truly semi-pro.

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#544 Adam Balzer (ChargerArms)

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 12:18 PM

Since I paid the extra $25, am I now a semi pro, or just a semi-wood?

Have you given any advice yet? I think you must pontificate to be truly semi-pro.

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If I have given any advice, I am sure it was wrong


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#545 Bob Sanders

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Posted 04 April 2014 - 01:38 PM

If I have given any advice, I am sure it was wrong


Then you didn't waste your money.
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#546 Wormydog1724

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Posted 04 April 2014 - 05:55 PM

Dear Semi-Pro,

During love making, is it normal to be thinking of David Hasslehoff?

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Posted 04 April 2014 - 06:46 PM

Dear Semi-Pro,

During love making, is it normal to be thinking of David Hasslehoff?

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#548 Adam Balzer (ChargerArms)

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Posted 04 April 2014 - 07:23 PM

Dear Semi-Pro,

During love making, is it normal to be thinking of David Hasslehoff?

are you on top or bottom?


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Posted 04 April 2014 - 07:44 PM

Dear Semi-Pro,

During love making, is it normal to be thinking of David Hasslehoff?


I cant speak for the semi-pros, but I always picture Taymoor Pilehvar. But thats just me
I once had an awkward moment, just to see how it felt.

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Posted 04 April 2014 - 07:51 PM

you sick bastards



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Posted 04 April 2014 - 08:18 PM

I can't quit laughing

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Posted 04 April 2014 - 08:26 PM

Dear Semi-Pro,

If a girl I being home from the bar pukes in my bed, do I finish or kick her out?

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Posted 04 April 2014 - 08:30 PM

If it smells kind of like poop, and moans " Am I pretty", it is David Hasslehoff. I can't offer any advice if that happens.



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Posted 04 April 2014 - 08:34 PM

Dear Semi-Pro,

If a girl I being home from the bar pukes in my bed, do I finish or kick her out?

finish and then pull off a sock and throw at her for clean up. pass out. true story.



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Posted 04 April 2014 - 08:36 PM

Dear Semi-Pro,

If a girl I being home from the bar pukes in my bed, do I finish or kick her out?

Make her clean it up and finish it up in the back yard. The dog will clean it up before the morning.



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Posted 04 April 2014 - 08:39 PM

finish and then pull off a sock and throw at her for clean up. pass out. true story.

Thats the kind you marry. Don't pass it up.



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Posted 04 April 2014 - 08:40 PM

Come on guys we have woman and Jared on here too.

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Posted 04 April 2014 - 08:40 PM

Dear Semi-Pro,

If a girl I being home from the bar pukes in my bed, do I finish or kick her out?

do you really need to ask?



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Posted 04 April 2014 - 09:07 PM

Dear Semi-Pro,

If a girl I being home from the bar pukes in my bed, do I finish or kick her out?


Finish, but she's given you the right to pull out and yell "FLY, MY CHILDREN!" as you aim at her eyes.
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